Curse

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 10:37 AM // 10:37

heh, whaddaya know, that blow up lookalike doll actually worked as another decoy.

*throws more marshmellows at lord wammo*

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Symeon · Aug 31, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17

"FIRE!"
*reels out a hose at the side of the bar and sprays out water at full force*
*the fire is doused*
*can't turn off the hose*
"Uh-oh"
*grabs an axe*
*runs to the water tank in the corner which supplies the hose*
*smashes through it*
*floods the bar*
*swims*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41

*sips beer*
*takes medicine*
blah... i hate being sick
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 31, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14

*sips beer*
*take out a tiny robot from my pocket*
*program it to attack pwnd*
*sit him on the ground and watch he run toward pwnd*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 31, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17

Eats Cooper.
Eats robot.
Has pain in thoat.
Spits robot out.
Digests Cooper.
Sips beer.

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 31, 2006, 04:23 PM // 16:23

Don't eat my robot!

*sips beer*
*give you c4 to eat*
*sit back and watch*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sits down*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 31, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38

Don't like the taste of C4, you jerk.
Doesn't eat the C4.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 09:54 PM // 21:54

*sips beer*
*runs around*
*falls asleep*
*wakes up*
*runs around*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 31, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17

*order some hotwings*
*sips beer while waiting*
*take out darts and thow it at doomlord*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 10:20 PM // 22:20

*sips beer*
*sits down*
*takes a break from running*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 31, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39

*Sips beer*
*Shoots a rat by Pwnd's foot*
*Can't tell whether or not he hit the foot or the rat*
*Shrugs*
*Sips more beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 31, 2006, 11:18 PM // 23:18

*throw pipe bombs at everyone*
*sips beer*
*throw darts at pwnd's back*

Doc Holliday · Sep 01, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

*uses super human powers to blow up all the empty bottles on the bar with his mind*

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 01, 2006, 01:17 AM // 01:17

Darts bounce off my impenetrable exoskeleton.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 01, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53

ugh... my head

*drinks pineapple juice*

*hic*

I pwnd U · Sep 01, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54

*sips beer*
*runs around*
*sips beer*

Doc Holliday · Sep 01, 2006, 06:55 PM // 18:55

*sips beer*

*opens a hole to a gray void of nothingness and hangs it in the middle of the air in the bar*

*sips beer and waits for someone to walk in and get stuck*

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 01, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18

*sips beer*
*eat chips*
*take out Grenade Launcher and start shooting the vortex*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 01, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

*Doesn't read anything except for the post directly above this one*
*Turns into a bald eagle and this is the last thing Doomlord sees before i scratch his eyes out*

*Sips beer*